RATS

Watermelon Mamdani is doing his part to keep homeless people homeless and preserve the low quality of life New Yorkers are becoming accustomed to.
Murder-suicide in Spuyten Duvil.
Douglas Nelson brings us a dead woman in New York Post Stories.

Jan 31st, 2026

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Jan 17th, 2026

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Jan 10th, 2026

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What could possibly make a guy mad enough to strangle his dad to death? We're also talking schizophrenics in this episode. Plus two Good Samaritan...

Jan 03rd, 2026

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Dec 28th, 2025

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Lots of laughs can be had surrounding the topic of crime in New York City. The Big Apple's dumbest and most brutal crimes are always on the menu her...

Dec 13th, 2025

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A just-released maniac is charged with 2 counts of attempted murder after randomly stabbing a mother changing her baby's (presumably) shit diaper insi...

Dec 07th, 2025

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After a breezy look at the top crime news of the week, we delve into the history and operation of flamethrowers. After all, a man was set on fire on...

Nov 29th, 2025

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WASHINGTON HEIGHTS - MURDER - A guy stabs an 80-yr-old man who'd been letting him crash in his home; saying he had a "psychotic break" and then stab-s...

Nov 21st, 2025

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Special episode this week, ALL NY POST STORIES! All the usual grit, gore and f'd up shit, all in convenient animated newspaper form. You asked for...

Nov 15th, 2025

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Crime in New York City never stops. Pat is joined by ex-detective Pete Panuccio to discuss: NYPD officers shooting and killing an armed man on the Upp...

Nov 08th, 2025

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Fox News reports that a 12-yr-old girl was "raped and raped" in a Violent Brooklyn stairwell. Big "fire explosion" in the Boogie D, and a Manhattan...

Nov 01st, 2025

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Oct 25th, 2025

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Again with the stabbing, poison, slashing and cruel mothers. A guy poisoned his wife, another guy killed his fiance, so she really dodged a bullet,...

Oct 18th, 2025

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New York City is worse than a free-range zoo with no enclosures. And it's not a Law-of-the-Jungle situation either, not "kill or be killed," because...

Oct 11th, 2025

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